Recently, Stanford Parking and Transportation officials have put up a flashing road sign on Santa Teresa St. that reads, “Helmets save brains. Bikers obey stop signs.” The billboard is causing many students to momentarily reconsider their helmet-wearing decision, which briefly causes them internal angst. Since only 35% of the Stanford student community wears helmets (and most of them are graduate engineer students), many students oppose the sign.

“It just makes me feel like a bad person for about 3 seconds.

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Every time I bike by that sign, I feel bad for not wearing a helmet, but then that feeling just disappears. I just don’t need to be reminded that I am inadequate,” says freshman Molly Huddle.

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“As I bike by the sign I wonder: Should I wear a helmet? Will I look less cool? What will my mom say?” But then I just forget about it once I pass by,” she continues.

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Students are arguing that there are other factors that can save brains such as an abnormally thick skull or amazing flying ability. “My decision to not wear a helmet is a personal choice based on vanity and looks,” said Molly.

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“I don’t need society to remind me that I am risking my brains!”

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