Many were speculating whether Obama’s next speech to Congress would be one where he is intoxicated or sober, but majority opinion has seemed to reflect that they believe he will be sober. “I know he is a great speaker, but I don’t think he is at the point yet where he is ready to give the State of the Union while drunk. It’s still early in the presidency.” College students around the nation have been saddened by the fact that it will probably be a sober speech, but they point out, it is a Tuesday.
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