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Spring Quarter Arrives and Loser Freshman Has Still Fucked Zero Professors

April 9, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Spring Quarter Arrives and Loser Freshman Has Still Fucked Zero Professors
Spring Quarter Arrives and Loser Freshman Has Still Fucked Zero Professors

As sunlight bathes a calm campus and young caterpillars rappel from awakening trees, freshman Kevin Morris reflects upon two prior quarters of failure. Morris, though having now been at Stanford for an entire seven months as he enters into spring quarter, has somehow still not had sex with a single […]

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Spring Quarter Already Here

April 3, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Spring Quarter Already Here
Spring Quarter Already Here

Despite all of the disbelief sweeping the campus, spring quarter is already here. Thousands of extremely confused Stanford students have come back to campus, only to realize that their general perception of time was completely warped. Here at the Flipside, we were a bit confused as well, so we contacted […]

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