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Freshman RA’s Brace Themselves for Annual “Feces of Our Community” Event

October 2, 2017 5:00 pmComments Off on Freshman RA’s Brace Themselves for Annual “Feces of Our Community” Event
Freshman RA’s Brace Themselves for Annual “Feces of Our Community” Event

Following a memorable “Faces of Our Community” seminar during NSO, freshman RA’s are now bracing themselves for the traditional “Feces of Our Community” follow-up this Friday. The event, which typically occurs after around two weeks of acclimatization to dining hall food, is a traditional mass bowel movement that takes frosh […]

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Report: It’s All Going to Shit and Area Man Totally Knows It

November 20, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Report: It’s All Going to Shit and Area Man Totally Knows It
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After years of high hopes, honest effort, and sincere smiles, it’s all just absolutely falling to shit for area man John Ives, and everyone can see that he knows it. “I’m smiling to hide my cold sweat,” Ives confirmed, clutching the side of his chair so tightly that his veins protruded through his forearms. “Oh […]

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Study Confirms That Bitches, As Suspected, Ain’t Shit But Hoes and Tricks

October 28, 2013 12:03 pmComments Off on Study Confirms That Bitches, As Suspected, Ain’t Shit But Hoes and Tricks
Study Confirms That Bitches, As Suspected, Ain’t Shit But Hoes and Tricks

When Dr. Dre proposed in his seminal theoretical work, “The Chronic”, the idea that bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks drew criticism from a number of his contemporaries. Of course, this wasn’t necessarily a new idea; scholars generally agree that Shakespeare used the sentence “Wenches art naut beside harlots […]

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Report: Some Shit Happening on Other Side of the World

November 12, 2012 12:03 pmComments Off on Report: Some Shit Happening on Other Side of the World
Report: Some Shit Happening on Other Side of the World

As elections in the United States draw to a close and citizens return to their normal media consumption habits, international sources are reporting that there is, allegedly, some shit happening on the other side of the world. These sources have yet to be confirmed, but have been known to be […]

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