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Bashar Al-Assad Also Eats Pizza With a Fork and Knife

January 30, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Bashar Al-Assad Also Eats Pizza With a Fork and Knife
Bashar Al-Assad Also Eats Pizza With a Fork and Knife

As yet another accusation of orchestrating mass murder rocks the administration of Presdient Bashar Al-Assad, yet another report has come out of the US Embassy confirming that the dictator elect also eats pizza with a fork and knife, exactly like that guy in Wilbur Dining. And like that guy, Bashar […]

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Report: Some Shit Happening on Other Side of the World

November 12, 2012 12:03 pmComments Off on Report: Some Shit Happening on Other Side of the World
Report: Some Shit Happening on Other Side of the World

As elections in the United States draw to a close and citizens return to their normal media consumption habits, international sources are reporting that there is, allegedly, some shit happening on the other side of the world. These sources have yet to be confirmed, but have been known to be […]

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International Heads of State Come Up With Great Excuses to Avoid Polish President’s Funeral

April 20, 2010 11:49 pm0 comments
International Heads of State Come Up With Great Excuses to Avoid Polish President’s Funeral
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Sick of Domestic Singles, Many Turn To International Date Line

January 25, 2009 7:11 pm0 comments
Sick of Domestic Singles, Many Turn To International Date Line

By Jerry Vickname LIFUKA, TONGA—The dating world has been turned upside down as many people around the world are looking abroad to find true love. Dating, which once was considered strictly a local practice, has now been taken global. Thanks to the International Date Line and the internet, it is […]

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