Op-ed: I add diversity to the department for being a slut 

Joe Biden Promises That His VP Pick Will be a Woman, and a Jewess No Less!

Greetings from the First Mass-Produced Stanford Student!

Hi there, fellow student. I’m fresh off the assembly line they’ve set…

Vote ********** for ASSU Senate!

The name says it all. Most likely, you’ve already seen ********** ‘s…

Opinion: End Laundry Room “Whites” and “Colors” Discrimination

With Obama’s recent election, you may be elated about the prospect of…

Stanford Admissions Office Says They Never Would Have Accepted Gabriella From High School Musical

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National Coming Out Day Allows Perceived Gays To Come Out As Straight

STANFORD- On Thursday, October 23, members of the Stanford LGBT community and…

State of Alabama Bans Same-Sex Swing Marriages

By Vladimir Porterman SACRAMENTO—Last week, the Alabama Legislature finalized a law to…

Stanford Accepts More Morons To Increase Diversity

By Gordy Fixler STANFORD, CA—In a new radical movement to revamp the…