Balloon Boy Family Too Dumb to Reenact ‘UP’

October 26, 2009 12:35 am
Balloon Boy Family Too Dumb to Reenact ‘UP’

FORT COLLINS, CO–After failing to attract the eyes of the nation with Wife Swap, the Heene family turned to Disney for inspiration. They decided to put their son in a balloon to reenact UP, the story of a 6 year old boy and a crotchety old man who go away […]

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“Capitalism: A Love Story” a Blockbuster Success, Michael Moore Decides Capitalism Okay After All

12:32 am
“Capitalism: A Love Story” a Blockbuster Success, Michael Moore Decides Capitalism Okay After All

After three weeks in the box office, Michael Moore’s new film, “Capitalism: A Love Story” has netted nearly 26 million dollars in ticket sales. The film, Moore’s first in several years, criticizes greed and disproportionate wealth in American society. But for Michael Moore, experiencing the multimillion-dollar profits from his film […]

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The Flipside Juice: Who Else Was in the Attic With Balloon Boy?

October 25, 2009 1:55 am
The Flipside Juice: Who Else Was in the Attic With Balloon Boy?
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US Doesn’t Pull Out of Iraq; Iraq Now Pregnant

October 24, 2009 7:02 pm
US Doesn’t Pull Out of Iraq; Iraq Now Pregnant

Pregnancy tests on Iraq returned positive today, confirming suspicions held by many Americans and political pundits that the United States did not pull out in time. Despite Obama’s campaign promises to pull out of Iraq, the President never acted. It seems that his victory in the election last Fall excited […]

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