Admissions Decision Revoked After Student Reveals She Doesn’t Own a Mac

September 27, 2009 3:20 pm
Admissions Decision Revoked After Student Reveals She Doesn’t Own a Mac

It is 11:14 AM in Annenberg Auditorium. Professor Hussein begins to speak about the virtues of truth and morality, and one by one, his pupils pull out their MacBooks, MacBookPros, and their iPods, all set on proving their non-conforming, yet attentive, note-taking prowess. That was when it happened—Freshman Julie Spitler […]

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Wellness Room Doing Well

3:14 pm
Wellness Room Doing Well
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Everyone Gets Swine Flu Anyways, Full Moon Back On

2:55 pm
Everyone Gets Swine Flu Anyways, Full Moon Back On

Over the past few days, every student on campus has gotten the swine flu. This recent epidemic, which originated from three promiscuous freshmen in Roble, has caused Stanford to reconsider the Full Moon on the Quad event. Students argued that the school wide make-out session is no longer dangerous to […]

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The Flipside Juice: Seven New Lofting Essentials

2:50 pm
The Flipside Juice: Seven New Lofting Essentials
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