America’s Balls Shrink 40% After Obama Victory, GOP’s Worst Fears Confirmed

True to the predictions of several conservative pundits and bloggers, electing the…

Students Steal Bikes To Be Resold For Charity

Last week’s Gumball Challenge inspired many Stanford students to get out of…

Historic Presidential Firsts

Barack Obama, president-elect of the United States, released on Sunday his schedule…

Mother Nature Apologizes To Bay Area For Rain

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Facebook Adds New “It’s Abusive” Relationship Category



FACEBOOK HEADQUARTERS–After much deliberation and mixed reviews of the “New Facebook,” Founder…

Scientist Discovers Disease, Names After Arch-Rival

The humble Dr. Timothy Flugin of the Center for Disease Control may…

Opinion: “I Know Why The Mausoleum Party Was Moved—Those Dead People Were Coming Alive”

Some of you may just think I’m your average conspiracy theorist, but…

Radio Anchor Loses Voice

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