Congress Expected to Replace the “Privileges and Immunities” Clause with the “Santa” Clause

By Stanley Waters This year, the citizens of the United States will…

Reindeer Transportation Hopes to Offer Relief From Dependence on Foreign Oil

Thanksgiving has come and gone, and, in the true American spirit, each…

White House To Be Painted Half Black

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Cheney Mistakes Bush For Lame Duck, Shoots Him

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Revolutionary Soft Drink Pepsialis to Hit Stores Next Week

A collaboration between beverage giant PepsiCo and erectile dysfunction upstart Cialis has…