19 – Robber Barons Collaboration Issue
Woman Given Job as Secretary
March 1st, 2009
Condoleezza Rice Bullshits Way Through Lecture
Condoleezza Rice, who just finished her role as Secretary of State for the second term of the presidential administration of George W. Bush, returned to her role as professor of Political Science at Stanford....
March 1st, 2009
Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis
Staff from freshman dorm Cedro report that the dorm has been hit with an outbreak of dormyphilis, an infectious disease caused by excessive amounts of inter-dorm sexual relations, also known as dormcest.
“We...
March 1st, 2009
I Am A Killing Machine
By Jonathon Farrell ‘11
Oh brothers, how war has made us weary. These grueling days seem like months to me now as I look back upon a different time—a time when we could wake up late, in our own...
March 1st, 2009
Toe Stubbing Up 600% in Redesigned White Plaza
The summer-long, four million dollar renovation of White Plaza has had an unintended consequence: reports of pedestrians stubbing toes have increased almost 600% since the unveiling of the new campus center.
The...
March 1st, 2009
Advice for Teenage Girls with Ali Weinberg
Dear Ali,
So I can’t be sure, but I just saw my boyfriend Jeff holding an empty tin cup as he searched through garbage, and I think that’s when he got the shirt he wore to dinner last night, which...
March 1st, 2009
12 Unopened Condoms Quietly Mock Student
March 1st, 2009
Lone Strand of Grass Surives on Wilbur Field
March 1st, 2009
Free T-Shirt Giveaway Once Again Postpones Laundry
Aaron Hetrick, a freshman from Denver, Colorado, decided once more today to just wear that new free t-shirt Stanford gave him yesterday instead of doing his laundry. “Why do my laundry when I attended...
March 1st, 2009
Girl From Nearby High School Knows Some of the Same People
Kelly Jurgensen, a senior from Highland Park High School in the Chicago suburb of Highland Park, just learned that Adrienne Arnold, a sophomore from the nearby Chicago suburb of Deerfield, knows some of...
March 1st, 2009
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