Andrew Luck Skips NFL, Goes Straight to Prison

Following what will surely be another amazing season, star quarterback Andrew Luck…

John Arrillaga Wakes Up From Bender to Discover He’s Spent Billions on Buildings

Sources close to the Arrillaga Family report that on Monday, construction and…

CHINLIT 18N Enrollment Skyrockets Since Last Autumn

Following in the footsteps of CS 106A, enrollment in CHINLIT18N: Hints of…

Freshmen Not Sick of the Dining Hall Yet

Stunning survey results have recently shown that new Stanford freshmen are not…

iPhone App SpotFlag Tells You About Events You Are Already At

SILICON VALLEY, CA–iPhone developers from the Silicon Valley area recently launched a…

All-Star Math 51 Test-Taker out 4-6 weeks with right hand injury

Vaden Health Center – After taking x-rays on the swollen writing hand…

BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Luck Discovers Maternal Grandmother is Jewish, Will Not Play on Yom Kippur

Like all great Jewish athletes before him, all one of them, Andrew…

Postmodern Family Kicks off Fresh New Fall Lineup

New TV comedy, Postmodern Family, premiers on ABC this week. The show…