Handwashing Directions Clarify Handwashing For Local Employee

March 8, 2009 4:02 pm
Handwashing Directions Clarify Handwashing For Local Employee
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Local Overachiever to Go Work at McKinsie and Co.

March 5, 2009 3:50 pm
Local Overachiever to Go Work at McKinsie and Co.
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Novice Skateboarder Falls Down Awkwardly

February 26, 2009 10:03 pm
Novice Skateboarder Falls Down Awkwardly

The skateboarding conditions have been reportedly sub-par over the passed week or so due to the occasional rainstorm, which leave the pavement around campus slippery and filled with piled up debris (twigs and pine needles). However, on a quite clear and fair day for skateboarding earlier in the week novice […]

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Asshole Student Hates Everyone, Blames It On The Weather

February 22, 2009 9:26 pm
Asshole Student Hates Everyone, Blames It On The Weather

This past Monday, a rather unfortunate smattering of events occurred circling around one undergraduate student, Morris Jones. Morris who typically awakes to 106.6 The Goat, instead arose to high pitch chirping, and it all went downhill from there. “I hadn’t left my room since the night before when I had […]

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HE FINALLY DID IT! : Local Man Sets New Personal High Score In Minesweeper

February 16, 2009 5:19 pm
HE FINALLY DID IT! : Local Man Sets New Personal High Score In Minesweeper

By Stanley Waters After spending what seemed like countless hours in front of his computer, local man Benjamin Alder managed to accomplish what many people thought was impossible. Last Thursday, at 2:33 AM, Alder successfully completed the “Expert” level of Minesweeper in 122 seconds, besting his previous high score by […]

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Dog Found Mimicking Owner: Walks On Two Legs, Uses Toilet, Acts Like a Huge Bitch

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Dog Found Mimicking Owner: Walks On Two Legs, Uses Toilet, Acts Like a Huge Bitch
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Local Man Angrily Sends Windows Error Report

January 13, 2009 4:38 pm
Local Man Angrily Sends Windows Error Report
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Atomic Clock Threatens Mans Innate Sense Of Time

December 29, 2008 9:13 am
Atomic Clock Threatens Mans Innate Sense Of Time
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Area Man Hit In The Eye By Incoming Text Message

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Area Man Hit In The Eye By Incoming Text Message
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The Flipside Magazine: Where Is That Guitar Pick?

December 11, 2008 6:20 pm
The Flipside Magazine: Where Is That Guitar Pick?
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