Shocking Statistic Reveals Something Bad About Americans

Researchers at a private university released an unsettling study today that revealed…

Band Member Forgets to Check Email, Shows Up to Library Rally Alone

Every year, the band rallies all the libraries on campus. But this…

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Students Draw into Crothers Memorial Nursing Home

Band Celebrates Arrival of New Dollies

The band on Thursday celebrated the arrival of a new set of…

Synergy Residents Participate in Outhouse Draw

Last week, Synergy residents participated in their annual outhouse draw, where they…

The Police Blogger: Computer Security and Recording Devices

By Joe Phillips, Policeman I’m Joe, but you can call me the…

The Midnight Fryer: The Blowjob Scenario Part VIII

By Yanran Hu After several weeks of writing a column, I have…

Tendency to Rationalize Is No Big Deal, Student Tells Self

Last Monday, Psych 1 got personal for freshman Carrie Messner. With each…

President Cardona Slow to Respond to Great Lag Milk Spill

Last Wednesday, the student body of Stanford was devastated when freshman Jack…