Articles by: Dan Michael Shiferaw

New 5-Sure Driver Finds Role Model in Travis Bickle

November 7, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on New 5-Sure Driver Finds Role Model in Travis Bickle
New 5-Sure Driver Finds Role Model in Travis Bickle

5-Sure, the Stanford neighborhood security escort transportation service, recently hired Anthony Jones as its new student driver after a competitive round of applications. Jones, a junior from the Bay Area, explained that he took the job offer so he could emulate his hero, Travis Bickle of Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver. “When […]

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As Government Shutdown Continues Indefinitely Congress Gets Absolutely Jacked at Local Gym

October 18, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on As Government Shutdown Continues Indefinitely Congress Gets Absolutely Jacked at Local Gym
As Government Shutdown Continues Indefinitely Congress Gets Absolutely Jacked at Local Gym

As the nation reels from the government shutdown, members of Congress have judiciously chosen to get yoked out of their minds at their local and exclusive gym, kept open under executive order by the Speaker of the House. Although national parks are closed and veterans’ benefits are in threat of […]

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Upperclassmen Treat Freshmen to Late-Night Tea Parties

October 9, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Upperclassmen Treat Freshmen to Late-Night Tea Parties
Upperclassmen Treat Freshmen to Late-Night Tea Parties

This past Wednesday night upperclassmen returned to their freshmen houses to surprise the newest members of campus to a wonderful evening of refreshments and pleasant relaxation. After house meetings, swaths of returning students decorously knocked on the front doors of their former residences and entreated the Residence Fellows for the […]

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