Articles Headlines Stanford Year 9 Band Offers Administration $60,000 to Drop Accusations Facing accusations of “various club members getting pitchers at Treehouse”, Stanford’s Band announced Monday that… Ben KaufmanDecember 12, 2016
249 Articles By Year Life Stanford Topic Year 9 Nation Just Grateful Major Political Event Happened Right Before Thanksgiving Worried that there may have ended up not being a major geopolitical… Ben KaufmanNovember 14, 2016
249 Headlines Life Year 9 Couple With “fuckin'” Playlist Now Couple With “sex” Playlist Ben KaufmanNovember 14, 2016
245 Articles By Year Life Stanford Topic Year 9 Update: Thing Still in Shower Despite confused glances, muted whispers to RAs, and heartfelt attempts to inform… Ben KaufmanOctober 21, 2016
245 Articles Life Year 9 Op-Ed: “It’s Not a Walk of Shame Until You Stroll Down The Row Shouting ‘I Am An Unrepentant Child of Hedonistic Sin'” Guys, we’ve all been there- sweaty, hung over, walkin’ down the row… Ben KaufmanOctober 17, 2016
244 Articles By Year Life Topic Year 9 Coffee-Holding Biker in for a Fucking Lesson Veering around the main quad without a minute to spare before class,… Ben KaufmanOctober 10, 2016
Quote of the Week 9/19/16 “…I think there will be party favors” –Freshman, calling parents Ben KaufmanSeptember 22, 2016
239 Articles By Year Life Stanford Year 8 Hennessy Longingly Refreshes Stanford Crushes Page One Last Time Sitting in his soon-to-be-vacated office with Stanford Crushes open on his laptop,… Ben KaufmanMay 24, 2016