Haitian Activists Seek to Raise Awareness for Stanford Students A new, rapidly growing activist organization in Haiti has one simple but… Brandon EvansFebruary 27, 2011
New Al Qaeda Hostage Video Stuns Nation A new hostage tape released by Al Qaeda has drawn universal condemnation… Brandon EvansFebruary 26, 2011
Johnny Beauregard Wins Tic-Tac-Toe World Championship Deep in the renowned basement of Mike’s All-You-Can-Eat BBQ Buffet, a legend… Brandon EvansFebruary 25, 2011
U.S. Marines to Use Super Soakers as Main Firearms Citing a desire to adopt a non-lethal approach to deterring enemies, the… Brandon EvansFebruary 23, 2011
Dick Cheney Gets New Kidneys, V8 Engine Dick Cheney recently underwent an extensive series of organ replacement surgeries in… Brandon EvansFebruary 18, 2011
Duke Researcher Invents AIDS Cure, Has Attractive Secretary Yesterday Dr. William Pallingham, a researcher at Duke University, announced the successful… Brandon EvansFebruary 16, 2011
Updated Geneva Protocol Prohibits Popular Medieval Weaponry Yesterday, the United Nations General Assembly voted to enact an updated version… Brandon EvansFebruary 8, 2011
