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New Al Qaeda Hostage Video Stuns Nation

A new hostage tape released by Al Qaeda has drawn universal condemnation…

Johnny Beauregard Wins Tic-Tac-Toe World Championship

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U.S. Marines to Use Super Soakers as Main Firearms

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Dick Cheney Gets New Kidneys, V8 Engine

Dick Cheney recently underwent an extensive series of organ replacement surgeries in…

Duke Researcher Invents AIDS Cure, Has Attractive Secretary

Yesterday Dr. William Pallingham, a researcher at Duke University, announced the successful…

Updated Geneva Protocol Prohibits Popular Medieval Weaponry

Yesterday, the United Nations General Assembly voted to enact an updated version…