Following the popular and historical event Full Moon on the Quad last Wednesday night, viruses have pervaded the freshman dorms. The most rampant of these deadly plagues: feelings.

One afflicted freshman, Cedro resident Kyle Shermis, has been bedridden for three days with a severe case of feelings.

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Said Shermis, “Yeah, I caught feelings from some girl I made out with.

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I didn’t know you could get it just from kissing, I thought you had to go further to really come down with feelings.”

Shermis hypothesized he received the contagion from Leila from Serra. “I should have used mouthwash,” he lamented. “Now I think I need to call all the other girls I made out with to let them know so they can check if they have feelings as well.

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Others have also found themselves suffering from feelings. Many want more than just a kiss, specifically an emotional relationship and loving commitment, but are not sure if their random partner feels the same way.

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Another Cedro resident, Stephen, was unimpressed by these afflictions. Stephen is currently seeking medical attention from Vaden for the flu, mono, and herpes after attending the event.

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