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In Response to Coronavirus, TSA Will Cut Down on Racially Profiling Middle Eastern Travelers to Focus on Racially Profiling Chinese Ones

April 18, 2020 10:58 amComments Off on In Response to Coronavirus, TSA Will Cut Down on Racially Profiling Middle Eastern Travelers to Focus on Racially Profiling Chinese Ones
In Response to Coronavirus, TSA Will Cut Down on Racially Profiling Middle Eastern Travelers to Focus on Racially Profiling Chinese Ones

According to internal communications obtained by the Flipside, the U.S. Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has asked all its agents to curtail their systemic racial profiling of Middle Eastern-looking travelers in order to prioritize doing the exact same thing but now for Chinese ones. The ongoing spread of the coronavirus prompted […]

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Dining Hall Borrows TSA Techniques to Crackdown on Food Theft

October 24, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Dining Hall Borrows TSA Techniques to Crackdown on Food Theft
Dining Hall Borrows TSA Techniques to Crackdown on Food Theft

Wilbur Dining Hall has instituted a new policy to stop students from bringing back food to their rooms. “Students were becoming too bold, sneaking in Tupperware and just filling it with food out in the open. They weren’t even trying to hide their thievery,” reported one dining hall worker. “At […]

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ACTIVITIES FAIR: Tim Tebow Worshippers, Stanford Groups, Advertise in White Plaza

March 11, 2012 5:54 pmComments Off on ACTIVITIES FAIR: Tim Tebow Worshippers, Stanford Groups, Advertise in White Plaza
ACTIVITIES FAIR: Tim Tebow Worshippers, Stanford Groups, Advertise in White Plaza

Click to launch slideshow Last week, 15 of Stanford’s lesser-known groups flocked to White Plaza for the 3rd Annual Winter Quarter Activities Fair. Among the groups in attendance were The Stanford Complainers, who invited students to “complain about anything,” Stanford’s newest play, The Vagina Dialogues, and Stanford’s newest fraternity, Tau […]

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Dogs Love TSA Pat Down Agents

November 28, 2010 4:44 pmComments Off on Dogs Love TSA Pat Down Agents
Dogs Love TSA Pat Down Agents
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TSA Travel Update

January 10, 2010 9:19 pm0 comments
TSA Travel Update

Important notice to all travelers in the United States: In light of the recent terrorist attack, The TSA has made several important changes to make air travel much more difficult for everyone and therefore, safer. We have raised the Annoyance Level from orange to total pain in the ass. The […]

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TSA Institutes Colonoscopy Screening; Security Literally a Pain in the Ass

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TSA Institutes Colonoscopy Screening; Security Literally a Pain in the Ass
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