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Toby Gerhart Selected With 51st Pick in the Draft

Adam Adler
April 25, 2010

‘Sin Explains Stanford Devil-Rain’ – Says Pat Roberton

NEW YORK – In the wake of his controversial statements on a…

Jonathan Pulsipher
January 23, 2010

Gerhart Revealed as Avatar from Advanced Alien Race

  STANFORD, CA—Scandal has rocked the Stanford football universe after Toby Gerhart revealed…

Sam D'Amico
January 10, 2010

“Disappointment” Herpes Virus Finally Gets His Big Break

After a lifetime of embarrassingly low transmissibility, a young herpes virus finally…

Via Lipman
April 3, 2026

Viennese Ball Uncovered as Plot to Capture Prince Charming

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Stanford University’s annual Winter Quarter dance, the…

Surya Donath
March 14, 2026

Punxsutawney Phil takes “Erika Kirk” approach to Groundhog Day announcement

After his wife, Phyllis, was assassinated last month at a TSUSA (Turning…

Will Maher
February 2, 2026

Opinion: Roomcest is Bad. Really, Really Bad.

The very concept of roomcest raises the flesh upon my skin and…

Noah Murase
February 2, 2026