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Planned Terrorist Attack Against Saudi Ambassador Thwarted By AlertSU Text

October 18, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Planned Terrorist Attack Against Saudi Ambassador Thwarted By AlertSU Text
Planned Terrorist Attack Against Saudi Ambassador Thwarted By AlertSU Text

The United States Department of Homeland Security confirmed today that the vast AlertSU intelligence network was responsible for alerting them of an impending assassination attempt against Saudi ambassador Adel Al-Jubeir. On the morning of the attempt, members of the department received simultaneous text messages reading “Attempted car bombing occurred at […]

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TSA Travel Update

January 10, 2010 9:19 pm0 comments
TSA Travel Update

Important notice to all travelers in the United States: In light of the recent terrorist attack, The TSA has made several important changes to make air travel much more difficult for everyone and therefore, safer. We have raised the Annoyance Level from orange to total pain in the ass. The […]

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Report: Terrorist Abdulmutallab “Was Never Good at Chemistry”



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Report: Terrorist Abdulmutallab “Was Never Good at Chemistry”



        Weeks after Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab failed to ignite an explosive on Northwest Airlines Flight 253, Abdulmutallab’s high school chemistry teacher, Akeju Khaled, reported that the terrorist had at best mediocre chemistry skills. In the attempted attack, Abdulmutallab failed to correctly combine explosive chemicals.             In the report, Khaled stated […]

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