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“Bros for Boobs”: Kappa Sigma Brothers to Offer Free Screenings

October 17, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on “Bros for Boobs”: Kappa Sigma Brothers to Offer Free Screenings
“Bros for Boobs”: Kappa Sigma Brothers to Offer Free Screenings

In an effort to promote their public image and regain their house, the fraternity Kappa Sigma is offering free breast cancer screenings in White Plaza to all females of Stanford. “We really want to promote breast cancer awareness among the female population at Stanford,” said the president of Kappa Sig. […]

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US Military Unveils Dog Capable of Smelling Hatred of America

May 24, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on US Military Unveils Dog Capable of Smelling Hatred of America
US Military Unveils Dog Capable of Smelling Hatred of America

A US military official recently announced the arrival of a groundbreaking new line of tracker dogs reportedly capable of smelling people’s hatred of America. “We needed an alternative to racial profiling,” said US military researcher Jonathan Greeley. “Everyone knows that judging a person by the color of their skin is […]

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TSA Travel Update

January 10, 2010 9:19 pm0 comments
TSA Travel Update

Important notice to all travelers in the United States: In light of the recent terrorist attack, The TSA has made several important changes to make air travel much more difficult for everyone and therefore, safer. We have raised the Annoyance Level from orange to total pain in the ass. The […]

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TSA Institutes Colonoscopy Screening; Security Literally a Pain in the Ass

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TSA Institutes Colonoscopy Screening; Security Literally a Pain in the Ass
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