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Average Stanford Student Adversity Score Somehow in the Negatives

May 31, 2019 12:00 pmComments Off on Average Stanford Student Adversity Score Somehow in the Negatives
Average Stanford Student Adversity Score Somehow in the Negatives

Researchers were shocked to discover that the average Stanford student scores a -3.4 on the SAT’s recently-introduced adversity scale. “It’s just bonkers,” said one College Board representative. “We didn’t even know that there could be scores below zero.” Formally known as the Environmental Context Dashboard, the new adversity score system […]

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Freshman at Career Fair Worried He Doesn’t Have Enough Room on Resume

October 8, 2012 12:01 pmComments Off on Freshman at Career Fair Worried He Doesn’t Have Enough Room on Resume
Freshman at Career Fair Worried He Doesn’t Have Enough Room on Resume

Among the students who flocked to Stanford’s fall career fair on Monday was freshman and Otero resident Mark Blumberg, who was overheard complaining to dormmate Stacy Gwyn that one page just wasn’t enough space to fit his accolades and extracurriculars, let alone his skills and experience acquired ‘outside the classroom.’ […]

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