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Doe-Eyed Student Floored by Dining Hall’s Stupendous Milk Selection

September 26, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Doe-Eyed Student Floored by Dining Hall’s Stupendous Milk Selection
Doe-Eyed Student Floored by Dining Hall’s Stupendous Milk Selection
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Opinion: It Must Really Suck to be a Cow

April 5, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Opinion: It Must Really Suck to be a Cow
Opinion: It Must Really Suck to be a Cow

Compiling years of zoological research, PETA reports, and common sense, experts have officially concluded that life as a cow must be pretty terrible. “As a cow, you spend your entire day standing and eating grass in one of the most boring locations in America, and then you spend all night […]

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President Cardona Slow to Respond to Great Lag Milk Spill

May 16, 2010 1:25 pm0 comments
President Cardona Slow to Respond to Great Lag Milk Spill

Last Wednesday, the student body of Stanford was devastated when freshman Jack Porter spilled a full glass of skim milk on the floor of Lag Dining. Immediately following the spill, President Cardona was contacted and alerted of the disaster. But rather than responding immediately, Cardona waited a full half hour […]

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