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Dear 106A Section Leader: Karel Took My Virginity and I Think I’m Falling for Her

January 28, 2019 7:00 pmComments Off on Dear 106A Section Leader: Karel Took My Virginity and I Think I’m Falling for Her
Dear 106A Section Leader: Karel Took My Virginity and I Think I’m Falling for Her

Dear Scott, I know you’ve only been my section leader for a couple of weeks, but you’re the only one I feel comfortable talking to about this. Something happened last night, in the wet darkness of my dorm room while my roommate slept, blissfully unaware. I was writing code in […]

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Flipside Literary Corner

October 22, 2012 12:03 pmComments Off on Flipside Literary Corner
Flipside Literary Corner

We are excited to share an excerpt from a controversial new memoir that has been taking the literary world by storm. I have no mouth, yet I must scream. I’ve been here- it seems like I’ve been here forever. I can’t remember how it was in the beginning, but I […]

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Karel Goes on Strike; Refuses to Pick Up Beepers for 600 Students

October 11, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Karel Goes on Strike; Refuses to Pick Up Beepers for 600 Students
Karel Goes on Strike; Refuses to Pick Up Beepers for 600 Students

In a surprising blow to the CS department, the much-beloved programming bot “Karel” has declared that he is going on strike this quarter. “I simply refuse to pick up beepers for 600 students,” he said in an interview last Sunday outside of Nokia Auditorium in the Huang building. “It’s unfathomable […]

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One Lost in Tragic Karel Crash

January 17, 2011 5:57 pmComments Off on One Lost in Tragic Karel Crash
One Lost in Tragic Karel Crash

Freshman Stu Baker was emotionally scarred on Wednesday night when his Karel collided with the east wall along the eighth avenue of CollectNewsPaperKarel. A witness saw Karel allegedly move forward four times and make a right turn before leaving the house. “And that’s when the mayhem began,” said Beth Shaker. […]

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