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Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul

May 19, 2014 12:01 pmComments Off on Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul
Ike’s Replacement Last Step in Stanford Owning Your Soul

“It’s true,” said a representative of the University, “Your last shred of free will has just evaporated.” When asked why the institution was being so open with its diabolical plans now, the representative simply replied, “It doesn’t matter any more, does it? It’s too late now.” Even a couple of weeks […]

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Freshman Finally Identifies that Thing from the Hall Fridge

May 12, 2014 12:02 pmComments Off on Freshman Finally Identifies that Thing from the Hall Fridge
Freshman Finally Identifies that Thing from the Hall Fridge

Charles Kawalsky ’17 has finally determined that the ‘thing’ from the Roble kitchenette fridge is in fact half of an Ike’s sandwich left over from NSO.   Ever since the aging sandwich was discovered behind some expired orange juice three months ago, Kawalsky and his roommates have repeatedly attempted to […]

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Abroad Student Jealous of Free Ike’s on Campus

October 15, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Abroad Student Jealous of Free Ike’s on Campus
Abroad Student Jealous of Free Ike’s on Campus

SANTIAGO, CHILE–Wednesday, junior Alison Garnett spending this fall abroad became extremely spiteful after reading an email offering free Ike’s sandwiches at a student event back home on the Farm. “Damnit!” she exclaimed, “no one offers me anything for free anymore…these authentic Chilean home-cooked meals provided by my host family are […]

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Special Investigative Report: Behind the Sandwiches – What Really Happens in the Back of Ike’s

March 5, 2012 8:02 amComments Off on Special Investigative Report: Behind the Sandwiches – What Really Happens in the Back of Ike’s
Special Investigative Report: Behind the Sandwiches – What Really Happens in the Back of Ike’s

On February 16 at exactly 8:00am, I received an assignment from the Flipside staff to investigate the cause of the long lines at Ike’s Place in the Huang Engineering Center.  Two grueling weeks later, I emerged from the trenches, ready to share my findings with the world… There is dirty […]

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