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Student Uses Time Machine to Alter Winter Quarter Grades

April 8, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Student Uses Time Machine to Alter Winter Quarter Grades
Student Uses Time Machine to Alter Winter Quarter Grades

Physics major Chad Longsdell, ’15, is facing an Honor Code violation as a result of using a time machine to salvage his originally-awful winter quarter finals. Officials have accused Longsdell of travelling back to the end of Winter Quarter, finding his past self and giving his past self the answers […]

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Student’s Poor Midterm Grade Actually Causes Apocalypse

May 14, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Student’s Poor Midterm Grade Actually Causes Apocalypse
Student’s Poor Midterm Grade Actually Causes Apocalypse

Despite assurances from friends and family that her subpar performance on the Math 51 midterm “wouldn’t be the end of the world,” sophomore Shannon Hayes opened Coursework to check her grade last Friday and, in doing so, set off a storm of demons and hellfire raining down from the heavens. […]

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Obama Receives B+ For First Year, Blames IHUM Kid, TF

January 20, 2010 6:08 pm0 comments
Obama Receives B+ For First Year, Blames IHUM Kid, TF

As Obama celebrates the end of his first year in office, many have begun evaluating his performance. In a recent interview, President Obama gave himself a “solid B+” for his recent performance. Obama cited partisanship, Congress’ slothfulness, and his teaching fellow as the barriers standing between him and a 4.0. […]

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Freshman Receives B/B On IHUM Paper

March 29, 2009 10:49 pm0 comments
Freshman Receives B/B On IHUM Paper
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