Opinion: You Should Hook Up With Me

Just look at me. What more could you want from a dance…

Students Discuss How Fucking Hammered They Got Last Weekend During Lecture On Monday

Students in IHUM: Journeys discussed how they all got so fucking wasted…

Mathematicians Discover New “160 Proof,” Get Totally Wasted


ATLANTA, GA—Last week, at the 4th Annual Conference of Mathematicians, Brent Foster…

Kappas Had A Great Time At Their Pledge Event, Or That’s What People Told Them

Last Wednesday, the new Kappa Kappa Gamma pledges celebrated their initiation. online…

Student In Trouble For Irresponsible Guests

Parents Found Puking, Vandalizing; Son Put on Probation By Jorie Carmeister STANFORD—Freshman…

Obama Expected To Give Sober Speech To Congress

Many were speculating whether Obama’s next speech to Congress would be one…