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Coked Out Biden Cleans the Entire Oval Office Again

November 19, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Coked Out Biden Cleans the Entire Oval Office Again
Coked Out Biden Cleans the Entire Oval Office Again

Reports from Friday night indicate that Joe Biden managed to “score some killer Big C,” and had set to work obsessively cleaning the entirety of the Oval Office in nothing but his underwear. Listening exclusively to Peal Jam on a small 1998 Sony Walkman, the former United States Senator from […]

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Clarence Thomas Breaks Jinx, Owes Ginsberg a Coke

January 22, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Clarence Thomas Breaks Jinx, Owes Ginsberg a Coke
Clarence Thomas Breaks Jinx, Owes Ginsberg a Coke

After years of silence in hundreds of Supreme Court hearings, Justice Clarence Thomas finally uttered a statement in the presence of his fellow justices, with a muttered quip about rival law schools.  He was later seen buying fellow justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg a coke, leading to snarky comments from fellow […]

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Revolutionary Soft Drink Pepsialis to Hit Stores Next Week

November 30, 2008 4:07 pm0 comments
Revolutionary Soft Drink Pepsialis to Hit Stores Next Week

A collaboration between beverage giant PepsiCo and erectile dysfunction upstart Cialis has finally born fruit in the form of Pepsialis. “With Pepsialis, the goal is to quench your thirst with that refreshing Pepsi taste, while simultaneously promoting blood flow to the penile region,” declared Pepsi spokeswoman Anna Tirico. A multimedia […]

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