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Marco Rubio: “Let’s Dispel the Rumor That I Know What I’m Doing… Let’s Be Clear: I Have No IDEA What I’m Doing”

February 7, 2016 11:59 amComments Off on Marco Rubio: “Let’s Dispel the Rumor That I Know What I’m Doing… Let’s Be Clear: I Have No IDEA What I’m Doing”
Marco Rubio: “Let’s Dispel the Rumor That I Know What I’m Doing… Let’s Be Clear: I Have No IDEA What I’m Doing”
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Rick Santorum Announces Exit from 2008 Presidential Campaign

November 9, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Rick Santorum Announces Exit from 2008 Presidential Campaign
Rick Santorum Announces Exit from 2008 Presidential Campaign

Despite insistence that it being 2015 wouldn’t deter him, Rick Santorum announced yesterday that he would finally be dropping out the 2008 race for the White House. “It’s been a long, hard battle,” Santorum told supporters in a series of fresh Twitter blasts, “They told us we couldn’t do it, […]

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Obama Revealed to be Stanford AI Lab Experiment

November 6, 2012 5:00 pmComments Off on Obama Revealed to be Stanford AI Lab Experiment
Obama Revealed to be Stanford AI Lab Experiment

In the days leading up to the election, the Stanford AI Lab announced that Barack Hussein Obama, president of the United States of America, is actually an experiment devised by Stanford researchers codenamed “President 2.0”. “We coded President 2.0 with a bunch of empty phrases like ‘hope and change’ to […]

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The Flipside Juice – Change Has Come

April 16, 2009 1:09 am0 comments
The Flipside Juice – Change Has Come
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In Final Presidential Act, Bush Completes US Christmas List

December 7, 2008 8:05 pm0 comments
In Final Presidential Act, Bush Completes US Christmas List

ASKS SANTA FOR $20 TRILLION, ENERGY SOLUTION, AND THE WII WASHINGTON, D.C–In his last major act as President of the United States, George W. Bush has officially completed and signed into law the United States Christmas List. Since time was running out for the Bush Administration, he decided to act […]

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