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Mattel Accidentally Releases American Girl Doll from Timeline Where Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand Never Happened

January 15, 2020 1:00 pmComments Off on Mattel Accidentally Releases American Girl Doll from Timeline Where Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand Never Happened
Mattel Accidentally Releases American Girl Doll from Timeline Where Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand Never Happened

Quietly swearing under his breath, Mattel chairman and CEO Ynon Kreiz realized earlier this morning that he’d accidentally authorized the release of a secret American Girl Doll from an alternative timeline where the assassination of Franz Ferdinand never took place. “Dammit — and just at the start of the new […]

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Student Blames Unexcused Absence on Butterfly Effect

October 30, 2012 9:01 amComments Off on Student Blames Unexcused Absence on Butterfly Effect
Student Blames Unexcused Absence on Butterfly Effect

Following 3 consecutive unexcused absences from his Thinking Matters section, an offense which his section leader clearly stated would result in a lowered grade, Freshman Moe Muney has requested leniency, citing the unfathomable power of the “Butterfly Effect” as the cause for him missing class. “I think it goes all […]

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