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Theresa May Only One Surprised by EU Release of Kraken into English Channel

April 22, 2019 11:55 amComments Off on Theresa May Only One Surprised by EU Release of Kraken into English Channel
Theresa May Only One Surprised by EU Release of Kraken into English Channel

In a totally foreseeable move this past Tuesday, the European Union (EU) enacted Military Operation 17C, nicknamed “The Tentacled Menace,” in response to the UK’s inability to come to terms on the withdrawal agreement. Publicly regarded as the EU’s strongest military weapon, the “Tentacled Menace” is none other than the […]

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UK To Stay In EU If It Can Rename Hungary

April 25, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on UK To Stay In EU If It Can Rename Hungary
UK To Stay In EU If It Can Rename Hungary

After months of tense negotiation, British Prime Minister David Cameron announced an agreement with Brexit campaign leaders and EU officials on Sunday that the UK will remain in the European Union, but only if it can rename the “shitty shit not-good place” known as Hungary. The decision comes after weeks […]

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