Study Finds News of 2016 Election Best Taken Rectally

With the recent announcement of Ted Cruz’s presidential bid, coverage of the…

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Sick of being pigeon-holed as just another girl with worldly knowledge, quick…

Leland Stanford Jr. Rises from Dead, Rocks Out

Stanford’s notoriously crazy Halloween party became even crazier Friday night when, as…

Opinion: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But I Think Your Breasts Are Fake

I’ve seen a lot of breasts in my day, and that set…