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Bill Terrified Of Consequences Should Hillary Lose Primary

February 1, 2016 12:01 pmComments Off on Bill Terrified Of Consequences Should Hillary Lose Primary
Bill Terrified Of Consequences Should Hillary Lose Primary

As the results of Iowa’s caucuses filter in across the nation, campaign strategists and partisans of all stripes nervously hope that their hard work over the past few months pays off. Yet, despite the historical stakes at hand, no candidate or staffer is as anxious as Former President Bill Clinton, […]

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Bill Clinton Hospitalized for Paper Cut

February 12, 2010 8:05 am0 comments
Bill Clinton Hospitalized for Paper Cut

Former President Bill Clinton was hospitalized this Thursday to obtain medical care for what doctors concluded was a massive paper cut.  Doctors immediately bandaged the wound and gave his boo-boo a kiss. Dr. McDonald, chief of surgery at Washington Methodist, said, “It was good that he came in when he did.  If […]

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‘Not Fucking A Slutty Hot Chick’ To Top Obama’s 2010 Agenda

January 20, 2010 1:05 am0 comments
‘Not Fucking A Slutty Hot Chick’ To Top Obama’s 2010 Agenda

In the wake of an exhausting health-care battle, pundits could be forgiven for thinking Barack Obama would be content to rest on his laurels for much of the new year. Instead, the President laid out a broad, sweeping vision for 2010, establishing not fucking a slutty hot chick as his […]

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Figures of Authority Only Tried It Once, Didn’t Inhale.

May 24, 2009 11:13 pm0 comments
Figures of Authority Only Tried It Once, Didn’t Inhale.

The public often raises uncomfortable questions about the past of important political figures. Owing to an acute sense of integrity, a number of leaders have no choice but to be candid about the minor transgressions of their youth. In fact, a small number of leaders have even admitted to trying […]

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Bill Clinton Accepts Presidency In Zoolander-Like Display

January 31, 2009 4:15 pm0 comments
Bill Clinton Accepts Presidency In Zoolander-Like Display
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