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Freshman Accidentally Hooks Up with John Arillaga at Full Moon On the Quad

October 29, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Freshman Accidentally Hooks Up with John Arillaga at Full Moon On the Quad
Freshman Accidentally Hooks Up with John Arillaga at Full Moon On the Quad

Billy Rosenstein knew Full Moon the Quad would be an interesting night. But when he heard that he’d locked lips with one of the University’s best known benefactors, he could barely hold back his surprise. Indeed, Billy had claimed a space on his bingo board that few others could: he […]

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Caving to Complaints from Catholic Church, Stanford Changes Team Nickname to “Arrillaga”

October 22, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Caving to Complaints from Catholic Church, Stanford Changes Team Nickname to “Arrillaga”
Caving to Complaints from Catholic Church, Stanford Changes Team Nickname to “Arrillaga”

After forty-one years of indignity, the Catholic Church has finally won its battle against Stanford, forcing the school to change its nickname away from the offensive “Cardinal”. “We’ve found it a grave insult to our belief system that [Stanford] has had athletic men and women running around professing to be […]

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Stanford Announces “Arrillaga Tower” Project

March 7, 2012 8:00 amComments Off on Stanford Announces “Arrillaga Tower” Project
Stanford Announces “Arrillaga Tower” Project

In a surprising new development, John Arrillaga has announced plans to build a new $88 million “Arrillaga Tower” on West Campus. The design, released over the weekend, calls for a tower nearly identical to Stanford’s iconic Hoover Tower, albeit with much taller and heavier doors, big-screen TVs and the Arrillaga […]

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John Arillaga Issued a Parking Ticking During Alumni Weekend

October 29, 2009 1:06 am0 comments
John Arillaga Issued a Parking Ticking During Alumni Weekend
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