area man – The Stanford Flipside

Area Man Doesn’t Need Fun to Have Alcohol

Corbin Foucart
November 10, 2014

With Return of Game of Thrones, Area Man Back to Watching Porn with Friends

Area man Jim Hanson has been eagerly awaiting the return of HBO’s…

Amy Garcia
April 7, 2014

Area Man Angry at Perimeter

Flipside Staff
January 13, 2014

Area Asshole Responsible For All of Swine Flu

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Barney Schmutz
May 5, 2009

Spam Responsible For 100% of Area Man’s Email

Jeremy Keeshin
March 31, 2009

Area Man Hit In The Eye By Incoming Text Message

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Jeremy Keeshin
December 29, 2008

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Breaking: Mumble, the “Happy Feet” Penguin, Learns About Failed Situationships, No Longer Wants to Dance

Flipside Staff Note: Head investigative reporter, Levi Wayman, sat with Mumble—the star…

Flipside Staff
November 13, 2024

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Update on the Update of the SGW Negotiations

November 12, 2024 Dear Stanford community, …

Flipside Staff
November 13, 2024

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SUNET ID, SUID, oops, I accidentally submitted the nuclear codes to SMG

Jillian Bieghden, 17, resident of Lantana experienced quite the rollout this Saturday…

Tina Li
October 13, 2024

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New University Admissions Laws Lead Stanford to Commit Mass Deportation of Legacy Students

On Tuesday afternoon, Stanford’s administration laid out its action map to…

Via Lipman
October 12, 2024