Breaking: A Few Assholes Really Fucking it Up for Rest of Nation

Following a week of tragedy, unspeakable violence, irresponsible reporting and indefensible politicking…

Hoover Tower Revealed to be Giant Phallus of Underground Herbert Hoover Statue

Experts in the Archaeology department were shocked this week to discover that…

New Sorority Pledge Feels Empowered by Mud Wrestling Match

The American sorority system has long been a bastion of female independent…

Big Sister is Watching You

It was a Monday afternoon like any other, or so I thought.…