Woah! Did Biden just hit a bong while Trump was talking about the economy and curl up into the fetal position on stage?

Apple Partners with US Military to Produce Apple-Brand War Crimes

Child labor provider Apple Inc. recently announced that it is partnering with…

i really miss licking handrails :(

It’s been over six months since I last licked a handrail and…

I’m not like the other girls— I have COVID

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Following investigation of lecturer Alex Gould, SEC realizes that entirety of Stanford University is and elaborate, multi-tiered marketing pyramid scheme led by MTL

Last month, the Univeristy was shocked when the United States Securities and…