Missed Connections

November 16, 2008 7:57 pm
Missed Connections

32 years ago you spoke the word “serendipity” down the subway stairs. I haven’t forgotten. Two weeks ago you posted on missed connections. Call me… To the girl on the elevator… you went to floor five… I pushed the button for you. To the girl at Axe & Palm.. do […]

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Apple Releases The Next Generation iHum

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Apple Releases The Next Generation iHum

the best iHum yet

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Journalist Wants To Take Acute Angle For Next Article

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Journalist Wants To Take Acute Angle For Next Article
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Senator Ted Stevens Launders Some Money To Buy Toiletries

November 14, 2008 12:12 am
Senator Ted Stevens Launders Some Money To Buy Toiletries
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Palin Retreats To Winter Lair

November 8, 2008 9:39 pm
Palin Retreats To Winter Lair
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Barack Obama Gets A Sex Change; US Has First Black and Female President

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Barack Obama Gets A Sex Change; US Has First Black and Female President

By Dorothy Cranard WASHINGTON D.C–In order to continue his message of change, Barack Obama got a sex change yesterday to give the country its first black president, its first female president, and its first president who has received a sex change. “Like I told the people,” said Obama in his […]

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Obama’s First Presidential Action To Get, Walk New Puppy

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Obama’s First Presidential Action To Get, Walk New Puppy

In an unexpected course of events, president elect Barack Obama has already started making presidential decisions. Last Wednesday, just one day after being elected, Obama announced that for his first act as president he will bring change to the White House by ousting the Bush’s dog Barney. “The people of […]

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Obama Wins, Palin Says “Gosh Darnit”

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Obama Wins, Palin Says “Gosh Darnit”
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Obama Credits Victory To Power Thumb

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Obama Credits Victory To Power Thumb
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Opinion: “I Demand A Recount”

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Opinion: “I Demand A Recount”

By Frank the Disgruntled McCain Supporter Do you really think the U.S. just elected Barack Obama as President? Come on, America- let’s think again. This is obviously impossible. The only way Obama could have beaten John McCain would have been by using dirty techniques to rig the election. The voters […]

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