407 Year 15 Progressive, I Guess? Turtles Can Vote Now, But They Blindly Support Racist Candidates In a bold leap towards inclusivity, Congress has passed the ‘Testudine Suffrage… Jordan ZietzMay 2, 2024
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407 Year 15 Head Coach Troy Taylor to Try “Gentle Parenting Our Football Team Into a Win In a recent press conference following Stanford football’s upsetting defeat to the… Jordan ZietzMay 2, 2024
Report: It Takes Knowing Where The Clit Is To Not Touch It In a groundbreaking discovery that has shaken the very foundations of modern… Jordan ZietzMay 2, 2024
407 Year 15 Five Nights at Freddy’s movie review: I have never felt a woman’s touch. This week, Universal Pictures released the widely anticipated Five Nights at Freddy’s… Jordan ZietzApril 30, 2024
407 Year 15 Stanford Psychology Department Launches New Study, Gives LSD to Squirrels “just to see what happens” In a groundbreaking study, the Stanford psychology department has done the impossible… Jordan ZietzApril 30, 2024
400 Articles Stanford Op-Ed: Admit Weekend is Almost Here! It’s Time to Download Tinder This Friday, thousands of prospective frosh will be flocking to the Stanford… Jordan ZietzApril 27, 2023
398 Articles One of our writers keeps writing Scribblenauts smut and won’t stop until we publish it, so here it is As the sun sets, Maxwell sits in his cabin, a humble creation… Jordan ZietzApril 20, 2023
397 99 out of 100 Stanford professors “didn’t want a Nobel Prize anyways” What a breakthrough! Breakthrough beam! In an internal survey conducted by Stanford… Jordan ZietzApril 6, 2023
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