270 Articles By Year Life Topic Year 9 Frat Boy Ensnared in Mind-Twisting Game of Alcohol-And-Dice-Table Earlier today, on the front lawn of Sigma Nu, one of the… Phillip GiliverMay 30, 2017
264 Articles Year 9 Open Letter to Marc Tessier Lavigne: “I Will Never Trust a Person with the Name Marc Because it Rhymes with Narc, Which is a Bad Type of Police Officer” Dear President Lavigne, As I’m sure you know by now, your first… Phillip GiliverApril 17, 2017
264 Headlines Year 9 Military Unveils Thing That Shoots Other Thing Really Fast and Far Phillip GiliverApril 17, 2017
262 Articles World Year 9 A Standardized Formatting Guide for a Post-Truth Research Paper Now that we have entered an age of “post-truth,” a time in… Phillip GiliverApril 4, 2017
260 Articles Entertainment Year 9 Bop It Unveils Wildly Unpopular New “Suck It” Feature Earlier this week, Bop It, the popular Hasbro toy first unveiled in… Phillip GiliverMarch 6, 2017
257 Articles Entertainment Year 9 Uh Oh: The Oscar Statue Came To Life And He’s Very, Very Horny Reports are coming in from Hollywood that the Oscar Statue, the gold-plated… Phillip GiliverFebruary 13, 2017
Quote of the Week 1/16/17 “No way Donald Trump’s gonna drain that swamp” — Swamp Monster, cocking… Phillip GiliverJanuary 17, 2017
Quote of the Week 1/9 “Suck my nuts” –Sucky Nuts, a children’s cartoon character that I invented,… Phillip GiliverJanuary 10, 2017
