Articles by: Maggie Rosenthal

Roommate Exiled to Svalbard

January 30, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Roommate Exiled to Svalbard
Roommate Exiled to Svalbard

In an unfortunate misunderstanding, sophomore Eric Robertson was exiled by his roommate late last Friday night to the remote Norwegian island of Svalbard in the high arctic. According to various residents of Crothers Hall, the dorm where the exiling occurred, Eric and his room mate were seen conversing quietly before […]

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Administration Postpones FMOTQ To January 32nd, Hopes Students Won’t Notice

January 10, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Administration Postpones FMOTQ To January 32nd, Hopes Students Won’t Notice
Administration Postpones FMOTQ To January 32nd, Hopes Students Won’t Notice

In an email sent out to the student body late Monday night, university administration announced they have made the decision to postpone Full Moon on the Quad to a later date once again, specifically January 32nd. This announcement comes after administration’s initial delay of the annual tradition from its customary […]

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Student Starting to Question Laptop Stickers’ Actual Relevance to His Life

November 14, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Starting to Question Laptop Stickers’ Actual Relevance to His Life
Student Starting to Question Laptop Stickers’ Actual Relevance to His Life

Sophomore Mark Carlton has started to question the importance of the random stickers on his laptop after realizing they no longer have any relevance to his life and are, in general, not very well thought out articles of self-expression. Though he did admit the stickers allow him to feel superior […]

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