333 Articles Life Year 12 Op-Ed: My Wii Fit Trainer Keeps Telling Me How the Poor Are Just Lazy and Entitled In-Between Poses, and It’s a Little Disturbing “Let’s try the Half-Moon Pose,” she says, her silky-smooth voice sliding down… Ben Harley DavidsonNovember 12, 2019
331 Articles Life Year 12 The Secret Life of Pets 3: I Walked In On My Dog Running A Prostitution Ring in My Basement My dog Denver has been with me since I was a wee… Ben Harley DavidsonOctober 29, 2019
330 Articles Opinion Year 12 Op Ed: How Does It Feel To Take A Life, Charles? Look at me, Charles. No, no — don’t look away. Don’t you… Ben Harley DavidsonOctober 23, 2019
329 Articles Opinion Year 12 Op-Ed: My Brain Is A Greased-Up Dragon and I Have to Wrestle It to The Ground and Count to Ten Every Time I Want to Say Something Coherent “Help!” cries the fair maiden in the tower. She represents my good… Ben Harley DavidsonOctober 16, 2019
328 Articles Stanford Year 12 Study Reveals Cars Prefer Eating Cyclists With Helmets Over Those Without New research on the gastronomical habits of motor vehicles has revealed that… Ben Harley DavidsonOctober 9, 2019
327 Articles Stanford Year 12 An Open Letter from Susie Brubaker-Cole: It is With a Heavy Heart That I Must Solemnly Declare That No ““Fucking”” Is Permitted to Occur on This Noble Campus Friends, Cardinals, countrymen—lend me your ears! The trials and tribulations of this… Ben Harley DavidsonOctober 2, 2019
326 News In Brief Stanford Year 11 Op Ed: I Drew Into Harry Elam Jr.’s Kitchen Look, I was disappointed at first about my draw number of 8310,… Ben Harley DavidsonJune 10, 2019
326 Articles Opinion Year 11 Op Ed: To Prepare for the Math 51 Final, I Created a “Mind Palace” Full of Dancing, Anthropomorphic Versions of the Digits Zero Through Nine When you first see a math problem on the impending Math 51… Ben Harley DavidsonJune 10, 2019
325 Articles Stanford Year 11 CS Department to Add Karaoke Subtitle Mode to Lectures, Bouncy Dot Included In an attempt to try to restore popularity to the discipline of… Ben Harley DavidsonMay 31, 2019
325 Articles Environment Year 11 Attention Earthlings: We Are Now Entering the Umami Phase of the Moon’s Orbit Waxing sweet, waning sour, new bitter, full salty: we’ve lived with these… Ben Harley DavidsonMay 31, 2019
