A few centuries ago, the sun decided to stop using Proactiv products on its surface because he “didn’t feel that they were really making any noticeable difference.
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For a while, the sun’s spots remained under control. However, it became evident that the sun made a huge mistake last Saturday when the most powerful solar flare in decades erupted.

“It was so embarrassing,” said the sun.
“I had plans to hang out with this really hot red giant star, but I just decided to stay in and hide my face.
Too bad it wasn’t a lunar eclipse.
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