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Earth Continues to Perilously Circle Blazing Star

February 13, 2012 5:59 amComments Off on Earth Continues to Perilously Circle Blazing Star
Earth Continues to Perilously Circle Blazing Star

It’s a classic sci-fi disaster scenario – the intrepid explorers find themselves trapped in the inexorable gravitational pull of a star, facing annihilation in its blazing core. But this is no late-night double feature B-movie. Scientists have expressed concern that the Earth itself is caught in the gravity field of […]

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Solar Flares Erupt After Sun Stops Proactiv Regimen

November 17, 2010 9:00 amComments Off on Solar Flares Erupt After Sun Stops Proactiv Regimen
Solar Flares Erupt After Sun Stops Proactiv Regimen

A few centuries ago, the sun decided to stop using Proactiv products on its surface because he “didn’t feel that they were really making any noticeable difference.” For a while, the sun’s spots remained under control. However, it became evident that the sun made a huge mistake last Saturday when […]

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Gov. Blagojevich Reads Copernicus: ‘Will Fight This Heliocentrism Thing’

December 19, 2008 11:22 pm0 comments
Gov. Blagojevich Reads Copernicus: ‘Will Fight This Heliocentrism Thing’

CHICAGO—It was announced today that the recently disgraced governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich recently picked up a copy of On the Revolutions of Celestial Spheres, Nicolaus Copernicus’ watershed tome on the heliocentric nature of our solar system, and declared he “will fight this heliocentrism thing.” Despite overwhelming evidence in support […]

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