We knew this was going to happen. They are going to take away our guns. We’ve talked about it for years, and now the time has come. But it’s ok. Because we have other guns. And those guns are much, much bigger.

Of course, they say that all “President” Obama’s doing is making it so that certain people can’t buy guns. But that’s just a slippery slope, and you know it. It’s a slippery slope made out of stolen guns, and let me tell you, piles of guns are hard to stand on. I know. I’ve tried.

Really, it’s just a matter of time. You know how it goes: first they came for the communists, then they came for the Jews, now they’re coming for the guns. The first two may have been necessary; I’m not one to comment on politics, but that third part is really problematic.  What else have you got to expect when your president is from Kenyon.

But the thing is, this is far from over. They take our guns? We have so many guns. So many more than they could ever take. They’ll keep coming back again and again and we’ll just have more guns. Guns that have knives on them. Guns that shoot out smaller guns. It could happen. They may be able to take some guns, but their weak liberal bodies just won’t be strong enough to carry away anything past the third set.

President “Obama” may have won the battle, but we’re going to win the war. Because that’s how you win wars: with guns.

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