Libra – Bedtime Bear

Aries – Cheer Bear

Sagittarius – Woah, man you’re drinking too much Bear

Pisces – Paul Blart, Mall Cop.

Scorpio -Sex Bought on wish.com Bear

Taurus – Tenderheart Bear

Leo – Bad news Bears

Capricorn – Love-A-Lot Bear

Gemini – NYARLATHOTEP, The Primordial Crawling Chaos 

Cancer – Da Bears.

Virgo – Grumpy Bear

Aquarius – Unhealthy coping mechanisms bear 

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