Up next Smirking Trustee announces that there’s nothing anyone can do — they already spent all Stanford’s money on buying one enormous monster truck that can only be fueled with the burnt remnants of rare Amazonian trees Published on 22 June 2020 Author Flipside Staff Tagsseriously,UnprecedentedTimes,WeAreOnceAgainReachingOut
Smirking Trustee announces that there’s nothing anyone can do — they already spent all Stanford’s money on buying one enormous monster truck that can only be fueled with the burnt remnants of rare Amazonian trees
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