Hey all you single Stanford students! Looking to find the perfect person of your dreams? Then, lucky for you, your very own Stanford Flipside has decided to start a match-making business. Hopping on the recent trend of successful online dating services such as eHarmony, the Flipside has decided to jump on the bandwagon. So, as a way to get back to the old-fashioned values of the past, and the successful marriages of our elders who never seemed to get divorced even if they should have, the Flipside is now running a similar service called “Single @ Stanford”. Every week, two students will be profiled in the Flipside and anyone interested in dating them is welcome to contact our featured individuals. So…let’s get started!
Stanford Single #1
Name: John Thomas
Age: 21
Height: 5’10”
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Race/Ethnicity: White
Year: Junior
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Food: Pizza
Major: Computer Science
Hometown: San Francisco, CA
Interested In: Women
Hobbies: Hanging out with friends, playing ultimate Frisbee, and fountain hopping.
Stanford Single #2
Name: Chrysanthemum Vyrypayev
Age: 20 years, 5 months, 16 days, 9 hours, 61 minutes, and 9 seconds.
Height: 4’10”
Hair Color: Blue, Pink, Green, Purple, and Red
Eye Color: Green
Race/Ethnicity: Is a social construct.
Year: Freshwoman (Took a couple gap years).
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Food: Grilled Tripe
Major: Comparative Argentinian Literature
Hometown: Seattle, WA
Interested In: Humans
Hobbies: Summoning the spirits of her ancestors, vaginal knitting, and playing the accordion.
So go ahead and send us your information if you are interested in either of these lovely catches. Best of luck, you crazy kids!
