Once a year, girls have an excuse to dress as slutty as they want for just one day—Halloween. One woman, hooker Amanda Roy, took this opportunity to really dress herself up as someone new. Her costume: Slutty Hooker.

“Every day for 52 weeks of the year I have to dress so professionally. Halloween is the one time I can dress however I want nobody will judge me,” explains Amanda. “Every day I have to wear a cumbersome tube top, fishnet stockings, and a mini skirt. Well, on Oct. 31, I’m losing the top and the skirt and am going to rock that costume party!”

The costume is quite controversial, however. People in the costume industry seriously doubt Amanda’s ability to pull off the innovative outfit. Says Ron Stewart, San Mateo regional manager of Marty’s Costumes, “I’m highly skeptical Amanda will be able to turn it in to a “slutty” costume. I understand if she goes just as a hooker, but a “slutty hooker” is almost unheard of.”

To get a glimpse of this revolutionary costume, check out the intersection of Campus and Mayfield this Halloween.

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