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Stanford’s Holistic Admissions Process Now Considers Astrological Signs

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Audrey Smith
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Federal Aid Cuts Got You Down? I’m Paying for College With Prostitution.

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April 1, 2025

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Opinion: Girls Scouts of America Troops Walked So DOGE Could Run

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Kappa Alpha Group Chat Accidentally adds Fraternity and Sorority Life Director, Leaking Dirty Rush Plans

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April 1, 2025